Me and a colleague from work have been having a bit of a giggle over naming our visits to the toilet at work after the killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2. You know, "Jesus Mike, I can feel a Tactical Nuke coming on!!"
How sad? Sad enough for to share them with you guys...
UAV
Identifying someone in the office as going for a dump.
Care Package
Dropping a solitary log.
Counter UAV
Being identified as going or having gone for a dump.
Sentry Gun
Managing to splash the back of the pan in a 180 degreee fashion.
Predator Missile
Like a care package but with much more force and urgency.
Precision Airstrike
Letting go of a well timed, pre-planned laser guided shite smack bang in the middle of the bog.
Harrier Strike
Two loud ones followed by a bit of a runny splatter whilst hovering above the seat.
Attack Helicopter
Usually whilst ill. A forceful bout of diarrhea.
Emergency Airdrop
The clue's in the name.
Chopper Gunner
Like the Attack Helicopter but bigger chunks coming out a faster rate and much more dangerous.
Stealth Bomber
Having a shite without anyone knowing and leaving zero evidence.
AC-130
Taking A Crap at 1.30pm.
EMP
Having a shite and someone turns the light out. Bastards.
Tactical Nuke
This is the big one, having a shite so big that no one dare venture in for fear of radiation poisoning. Lethal to all but you.
There we are, nice bit of toilet humour for you all.
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