CoD Modern Warfare 2: Killstreak Code

Me and a colleague from work have been having a bit of a giggle over naming our visits to the toilet at work after the killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2. You know, "Jesus Mike, I can feel a Tactical Nuke coming on!!"

How sad? Sad enough for to share them with you guys...

UAV

Identifying someone in the office as going for a dump.

Care Package

Dropping a solitary log.

Counter UAV

Being identified as going or having gone for a dump.

Sentry Gun

Managing to splash the back of the pan in a 180 degreee fashion.

Predator Missile

Like a care package but with much more force and urgency.

Precision Airstrike

Letting go of a well timed, pre-planned laser guided shite smack bang in the middle of the bog.

Harrier Strike

Two loud ones followed by a bit of a runny splatter whilst hovering above the seat.

Attack Helicopter

Usually whilst ill. A forceful bout of diarrhea.

Emergency Airdrop

The clue's in the name.

Chopper Gunner

Like the Attack Helicopter but bigger chunks coming out a faster rate and much more dangerous.

Stealth Bomber

Having a shite without anyone knowing and leaving zero evidence.

AC-130

Taking A Crap at 1.30pm.

EMP

Having a shite and someone turns the light out. Bastards.

Tactical Nuke

This is the big one, having a shite so big that no one dare venture in for fear of radiation poisoning. Lethal to all but you.

There we are, nice bit of toilet humour for you all.

Where Have I Been?

I've been up to all sorts lately hence the lack of blog posts.

I've been...

Minding my brother's dog for the past seven days whilst they were on holiday; spending a belter of a day in Sheffield for the recent Boro game; enjoying a few nights out with the gang and working far too hard.

I'll try and get some blogging done on the above plus some good stuff about my new phone and of course Derren Brown who has been pretty much the only thing talked about at work for the past week.

If I can get out of my chair tonight, I'll try and blog my experience of being stuck to it!

i-Pod and i-Phone

Well I was in for some conflict today. I wasn't too bothered today about the lass who's on work experience wearing her ipod all day. After all she was doing a load of filing for me and doing a fairly good job. I couldn't hear it, she didn't hum along either so there was no need to bother her you might think. Oh no, a few complaints came my way after she'd left and I wondered what everyone thought? Should I knack her?

But it also got me thinking quite a bit about the iPhone 3gs I've ordered. I am seriously reconsidering it now as, when the chuff am I going to use it?

I have a fully functioning PC at home (well sometimes), I use Spotify for music and well anything else that it does doesn't seem to be that practical or useful...or is it? Would I use these 'apps' a lot? Or 3 months into my 2 year contract would I just be saying, "Big fucking wow!" to the app that lets me drink an imaginary pint of Carling.

I hate Carling.